Memories

An ode to all the days that passed by, making way for newer, greener ones to come..but, the fun will always be missing.How much we wish these days never get over.!

Punch

And, this guy with his spontaneity, mocks at the canteen guy for delivering his frankie late and tries to land a punch(read,joke) on him.
Guy: Kya yaar aatta laane ahmedabad gaya kya??
Cntn:Nahi shaabji, abbhhi gehu laaya hain, pees raha hai.
And this returns, with all holes closed,punch
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Guy: (mocking)Kya yaar, Nepal mein labour-vabour,naukri-kaam nei milta kya tum yahaan aa kar kaam kar rahen ho.
Cntn:(almost split-second instantaneous) Milta hai na shaabji , business management kiya tha, yahan canteen mein placement milgaya.
And the guy returns, with all holes closed again,punched again.

Moral: Before you try to land a mocking punch, think about how hard you might be hit back.

in-Floo-ence

It's so amazing to notice how we are shaped and inspired by things happening around us. A little kid on the street reminds you of what u were when u were in his shorts, a desolate old man would probably conjure up a picture in your mind of what you wouldn't want to be in later days of your life. A refreshing action movie's lifelike hero  would influence the next half an hour of your mind's thought process and the way you roll up your sleeves or accelerate your bike, trying to catch a few onlookers' glares.Hrithik would have made all the gyms in India wet with dreams of youth in 6 or 8 packs and uncles looking at their family packs in shame.How many gulli cricketers would have swayed the bat like Sachin and flaunting their MRF stickers,as if Sachin entered their little souls after evry 50 or 100 in his matches.Priyanka Chopra would passively make all the girls watching her on screen, concious of their looks and make them run to the washrooms or their mobile beauty parlours under their arms, for a touchup. Though all these inadvertently occur to everyone of us, we never take notice of them and conspicuosly reveal it to the world around us, we are too egoistic to accept the fact that we are driven by the things we see and the things we think of, and not all our life goes according to the way we want it to  and a larger part of it goes according to the way it has to , because it is destined to go that way and it will go that way, no matter what may come. And all of us are sub-consciously copycats, in our own ways.

g-warming

Yes, from the evidence it looks pretty likely to me that we're causing global warming on a horrifyingly horrific scale. But with scince, you don't need to argue. IT doesn't matter who wins the debate--its about reality. By just waiting a little longer, we'll get to see who was roght. It feels unethical, but i find myseld wanting to keep quiet about the science just to know for sure. As terrible as it sounds, the state of the worls isn't really my responsibility. I'm just thrilled to get to watch. If the scientists are right, and if we keep people from understanding a little longer, we'll enjoy quite a ride. And pragmatically, on the outside chance that they're all wrong, I get saved the embarassment of having spoken up.

A few days back, some learned geeky university people's facts and researches were put out, actually hacked out by some guy who presumably wanted to put the whole world in confusion as to  whether we should be scared of warming up our planet, or not.The mail he hacked out had revelations of a conspiracy by the communist leaders of europe, seemingly in a bid to put the entire globe in fear, and cash on that fear to bring the whole world under their control. That was told to the reason for the climate summit being held at copenhagen this time.Some people were actually heating up the ice caps by immersing gigantic heaters aroud them, and when they melted to increase the ocean levels, the poor sun was blamed.People were blamed for coughing out gases from their vehicles' asses and making holes on the ozone shield surrounding our huge round ball.Though it sounds really absurd, the source being a top reasearch university's emails forced me to get  into this belief and jump in glee that I am not in anyway responsible for polluting my planet and warming my planet,in whatever way as blamed, and I get saved the embarassment of having spoken up.  :P