An ass gives you 20 years of your life,be good and a dog will give you 20 more,and the first two will tell a monkey to give you 20 more. What you can proudly brag to be yours is the first 40 years of your life. Doesn't make any sense to you,right?
God is known to be ever-partial to man, and has reportedly filled 100 years of a man,with donations from a few animals.Once all the animals complained to god saying man was being too harsh, bursting their asses and was suppressing them too much,all his life. But, god was too adamant and convinced them that whatever man did was good, and animals should learn to live with man.Donkeys will be donkeys. God must have spanked them hard on their asses to convince them.But, the big fat elephant was against it and warned god of what all man could do in all that 60 extra years that god was going to give man. But, god is god.He whisked the elephant away too.Made its tail shorter for revolting against him,and extended our lives to 100, with the bonus 60.So, what god took was 20 years from a donkey, 20 years from a dog, 20 years from a monkey. Not much of a sense here too.
Our first 40 years being our very own,we live life on our own terms all that time.We say 'fuck you' all through these years, and live the life of a king(queen for women :P).We grab all that comes our way, and feel on top of the world, not depending on anyone.Now the donkey takes over.YOur wife spanks you every other day, your boss fires you for not listening to him or being late to report him. The worst part. Your kid spanks you too!But, you feel happy with the fact that donkeys are meant to be donkeys and you cannot ask for anything more.You work not for yourself, but for every other soul on earth.Now that you've worked enough, the dog is ready to take over. What does a dog do? Faithfully guard things, for a tiny biscuit in return.You take of your son's house which once used to be yours when you were a king, when he goes out. When you ask him to take you out.He barks at you, and you wag your tail in fear, fear of not getting the evening's bone. Enough of wagging you feel, and the monkey comes into place. Childish memories take you over, you start acting like a kid, crying for every little thing and wail for being left out from your own people. When you get nostalgic of things you did as a king, you start shedding out tears, only to be ignored as a monkey's screeching. This is when you feel life has come to a full circle, and want your days back,but no one gives good things to a monkey.You are ignored.
When ignorance gets too painful , you wish the monkey deserts you,and the monkey usually obeys you.You are left in peace.
P.S: Philosophical plot: Baba Element Eighty :D
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